Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have.

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“I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.”

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